Harper’s Bold, Decisive Move Checkmates The Opposition

Back in May of 2006 electronic advertising boards on Go Transit trains informed Toronto commuters that “Stephen Harper eats babies”. Real Canadians did not believe this for an instant of course, but for the multi-culti, Toronto elitist crowd who gather together in the dark places of the world to sip their lattes and plot the destruction of Christmas, such demonic thinking has become the core dogma of their failed socialist/communist ideology. In a right thinking world this sort of hysterical, leftist propaganda that would make Goebbels blush would simply be dismissed. In our liberal MSM dominated world–where hockey moms and dads are considered the greatest evil to have ever walked the earth–however, such hyperbole not only lingers long after its best before date but continues to spread throughout the country reaching into the homes of a despairing electorate crushed into submissiveness by a cruel nanny state.

Which is why, when faced with the possibility of unconstitutionally losing power to an unholy, leftist coalition birthed long ago in one of the 666 layers of Academia, democratically elected Prime Minister Stephen Harper made the boldest decision ever made by any leader chosen of the people, by the people and for the people: to eat a baby in order to show the country that he is not a baby eater. It was clear from the very first bite that the Prime Minister, who was chosen by Canadians in an election this past October that was made necessary by a dysfunctional opposition seeking to circumvent the will of the people, did not enjoy eating a baby proving–much to the chagrin of the backroom appointed leader of the Liberal Party who spent most of his life bumming around Europe where he became enamored of a decadent, elitist lifestyle that is out of touch with real Canadian values–that he has no appetite for eating babies and remains firmly committed to conservative anti-baby eating values.

In a perfect world it would not have been necessary for Stephen Harper to eat a baby to prove he is not a baby eater and in such a world we would have disagreed with this decision. Sadly we do not live in a perfect world. We live in a world that allows for the very dangerous reality that Canadians may wake up to the disastrous aftermath of a coup d’etat plotted and executed by a troika consisting of liberal opportunist Michael Ignatieff, share the wealth socialist Jack Layton and nation destroying separatist Gilles Duceppe who collectively believe terrorism is nothing more than another lifestyle choice and have yet to eat a baby to prove they are not baby eaters leaving open the disturbing possibility that should they illegally seize power their very first action would be to expand government by appointing Elizabeth May to head up a new ministry empowered to force Canadians to eat babies. Faced with that very real possibility the National Disgrace editorial board is left with no choice but to applaud Stephen Harper’s bold and decisive move to eat a baby and we are more than satisfied this proves he is not a baby eater and will remain committed to a wholesome agenda of not eating babies that all true Canadians can rightfully believe in.